Drunk on Writing

Lisa says:
[puking msn icon]

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
thanks

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
remember the one i made that actually puked?

[[moments pass and no reply from lisa]]

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
*yes chelsy i do remember that particular emoticon you so artfully constructed from pure talent*

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
oh, thanks lisa. i appreciate your positive feedback in relation to my involvement in the creation of interesting and original emoticons

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
*no problem, friend chelsy. you're awesomeness is undeniable and must be verbalized at every possible opportunity*

Lisa says:
see, what do you need me for?

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
what DO i need you for?

Lisa says:
i'm a shitty friend anyway

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
yeah, you-by-me is a better friend than the real you

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
and this i can gather by a simple and short-lived conversation

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S A A A A A D

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the you-by-me replies immediately and ensure me that i am loved and respected

Lisa says:
lol

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
the real you does not

Lisa says:
well the me-by-me loves and respects you just as much as the me-by-you

Lisa says:
she's just a little slower

~ * ~ * N O I R N E S S * ~ * ~ says:
i can dig that